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chicksdigthesuit:

goddamnedvampires:

I don’t even want to know how the fuck you got that nickname.

Don’t worry, I’m not a gossipy little bitch; when I talk about people, I cuss them out to their face.

You really don’t want to know.

You tell me that as if I don’t already know, asshole.

Alright then, Sanders. Let’s just both fuckin’ agree to disagree already—so what the hell’s up with the rest of your group? And, for that matter, my group of people?

And those lawyers—anything happen with them while I was gone?

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chicksdigthesuit:

goddamnedvampires:

Maaaan trying to think of something obnoxious when I’m too busy laughing at you is goddamned difficult.

It’s a fucking miracle you’ve lived this long when you’re constantly bitching about something

I have been called the miracle man.

But don’t spread it around or anything.

I don’t even want to know how the fuck you got that nickname.

Don’t worry, I’m not a gossipy little bitch; when I talk about people, I cuss them out to their face.

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chicksdigthesuit:

goddamnedvampires:

Shit, Sanders, why do you think I look so fucking surprised.

Calm the hell down. Wouldn’t want you to have a stroke. I hear they’re kind of hard to get over when you can’t reach a doctor.

Maaaan trying to think of something obnoxious when I’m too busy laughing at you is goddamned difficult.

It’s a fucking miracle you’ve lived this long when you’re constantly bitching about something

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chicksdigthesuit replied to your post: I do not hate you. Very much. *leaves you alone*

Fuck you too.

Hahaha. Man it’s hilarious to piss you off.

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chicksdigthesuit:

goddamnedvampires:

chicksdigthesuit replied to your post: Man I don’t even know what the fuck is going on anymore

yeah well that generally happens

Well, it should happen when I’m fucking ready for it

all this shit looks so goddamned different

fuck, this is what I get for fighting zombies instead of fucking blogging like a schoolgirl

What’s wrong with blogging? I’m still alive and kickin’.